Definition:
1. A gigantic piece of excrement weighing in at over 200 million Courics in accordance to his last movie's highly inflated effects budget (1x Katie Couric is about 2.5 lbs of fecal matter)
2. A director who provides proof that there is no god
3. A talentless hack who completely misses the point
4. A director who lacks any substance what-so-ever
Example quotes to help you see the light:
1. A gigantic piece of excrement weighing in at over 200 million Courics in accordance to his last movie's highly inflated effects budget (1x Katie Couric is about 2.5 lbs of fecal matter)
2. A director who provides proof that there is no god
3. A talentless hack who completely misses the point
4. A director who lacks any substance what-so-ever
Example quotes to help you see the light:
1) Michael Bay: An 18 wheeler spins out of control and its all like BRAAAAGHHH and this huge tanker full of diamonds goes BLAAAAAAAAARRGHH!!
General: Those aren't ideas those are special effects...
Michael Bay: I don't understand the difference...
General: I know you don't
2) Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God
3) I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point. And that's an awful lot, girl.
4) That movie was so bad that it actually made me enjoy watching Soul Plane
General: Those aren't ideas those are special effects...
Michael Bay: I don't understand the difference...
General: I know you don't
2) Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God
3) I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point. And that's an awful lot, girl.
4) That movie was so bad that it actually made me enjoy watching Soul Plane
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A very talented actor. Is often in Quentin Tarantino's movies. Most memorable role was Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs, where he tortured a cop.
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He sits in his little cove of shame with his cats, obviously never stepping into sunlight. (The proof is on the guy's face.)
He also owns a website that is against Military. He says people in the army are stupid to put their lives on the line for their country. He says,
"I prefer to leave the “dying for the country” to suckers who obviously have no other job skills than to die for a country. I don’t see how fighting in Iraq is defending our freedoms; we’d still have our rights with or without these moronic troops. Dying for one’s country is a stupid act. Thus, I prefer to let the stupid people do the dying while I sit high and dry!"
The guy is clearly a moron. Anyone who reads his bullshit can see it. 'Nuff said.
He sits in his little cove of shame with his cats, obviously never stepping into sunlight. (The proof is on the guy's face.)
He also owns a website that is against Military. He says people in the army are stupid to put their lives on the line for their country. He says,
"I prefer to leave the “dying for the country” to suckers who obviously have no other job skills than to die for a country. I don’t see how fighting in Iraq is defending our freedoms; we’d still have our rights with or without these moronic troops. Dying for one’s country is a stupid act. Thus, I prefer to let the stupid people do the dying while I sit high and dry!"
The guy is clearly a moron. Anyone who reads his bullshit can see it. 'Nuff said.
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"Michael Crook is such a stupid dick."
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