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by bigcummies6969 August 30, 2023

Mississippi Flashlight

Before a guy gives someone a cum facial, he tells the other party to close their eyes and says "OPEN" when he is about to ejaculate. Therefore, when the person opens their eyes, they get a big flash of semen.

Robbie: Cole, I so gave this girl a Mississippi Flashlight last night. She was like a deer in headlights when i told her to open her eyes.
Cole: She didn't see it cumming?

by yehohash February 18, 2010

Mississippi Hotpocket

When a man is fucking a woman, he shits on her pussy and then proceeds to eat her out.

I was banging a chick last night and I tried a Mississippi Hotpocket. Couldn't get the taste out for days.

by aing October 16, 2006

Mississippi Haymaker

The art in which a man ejaculates in one hand and throws the said ejaculate across the room with the intentions of entering and impregnating a loose vagina.

I.E. Hot dog, down a hallway.

It’s been so tough to get my wife pregnant, I had to throw a Mississippi Haymaker from across the room to see if it would stick…..

by Kweezysrooftop May 23, 2017

Mississippi Gumboot

When an amputee uses their stump to perform anal on a sex partner

"How was the sex with her?"
'Man, she was a freak in the sack, she gave me a Mississippi Gumboot'

by WrongStar April 1, 2022

Mississippi seconds

Sloppy seconds with incest.

Billy Bob got Mississippi seconds with his sister after his dad had a go.

by KobishSmith August 22, 2014

Mississippi Hedgehog

To squat over a person's face, allowing them to witness the majestic beauty of a hedgehog emerging from it's hole before it is forcefully thrust from the hole whence it came, with a hot wave of steaming, watery Mississippi mud.

Stephen is such a nature enthusiast that he spends almost every night admiring Mississippi Hedgehogs with his friends.

by Caevanus October 17, 2014