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Prostate Milking 

Is the process of expelling stagnant, stale or toxic seminal fluids (whether medical, or for sensual fulfillment) from the prostate gland. Prostate Milking is a live lengthening, loving effort to lessen the chance of prostate cancer, and as a loving means of extreme sensual pleasure.
Prostate Milking...
“She was tasting his pride, that tasteful little blow, and a tickle inside, to benefit blood flow.” AlyasSmyth
Prostate Milking by AlyasSmyth March 9, 2010

salt mining 

Digging for a reason to be mad
"These SJWs very salt mining hard, today."
salt mining by Morticia Gravesyde November 17, 2016

Making the Band 2

a testament to p diddy's ignorance and small vocabulary
i watched the auditions for making the band 2 simply to laugh at p diddy's absurdity.

Making Tortillas 

Did you hear that Lupita and Aj were making tortillas last night? They must’ve had a really good time.

Femboy Milking Month 

Every January is Femboy Milking Month!
When the year starts, all Femboys need to be milked in order to maintain their production, therefore the whole month of January they're trained to produce milk daily, in order to make milk a few times a week for the rest of the year.
Person 1: "Hey bro, are you gonna participate in FMM?"
Person 2: "What's FMM?"
Person 1: "It's Femboy Milking Month, of course! You have to get milked every day in order to maintain good production levels!"
Person 2 "Ok, sign me up"
Femboy Milking Month by cutefemboy December 9, 2022
Mikeing is a very lame attempt at a comeback developed by a guy named "Mike" who thinks hes clever but fails on all levels to deliver a comeback that makes an ounce of sense or truth. In turn he will make up things to 'burn' people with and it never quite works out the way he intended it to.
He thought mikeing her would do it but he couldn't think of anything factual to use so he made up something stupid instead.
mikeing by yozanglang March 10, 2008