meaning of life

meme

Religious Guy: What is the meaning of life?
Random internet guy: Meme

by IWDFCC August 21, 2018

The meaning of life

For those people who do not wish to sit through Monty Python's masterpiece, here is the Meaning of Life:

Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

You now know the Meaning of Life.

by Wise Penguin January 16, 2005

Good Morning Gamers

The intro of the one and only minecraft series from pewdiepie. Sounds so beautiful it brings a smile to the face

"Good Morning Gamers! It's a beautiful day in Minecraft!"

by verified milk August 17, 2019

morning coil

Another name for excrament. Named so because of the time of day it is performed and the shape it makes in the bowl.

I like to start the day with a coffee, followed closely by my morning coil.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.

(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!

(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!

Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.

by MaxNrg November 30, 2010

The meaning of life

1. Benis
2. 42

Bob: Hey did you know? The meaning of life is benis. X3

by logan2611 May 16, 2019

Sap O' The Morning Wood

Sap O' The Morning Wood basically refers to when you try to piss with morning wood. Needless to say, it's splashy, messy, and downright humiliating if someone uses the toilet after you.

Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.

I woke up with a stiffy and experienced some Sap O' The Morning Wood.

by Obloid July 1, 2014