by RawJokester April 27, 2025
Get the Regular season merchantmug. 1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
by Smaug the Unassesably Wealthy April 2, 2022
Get the Cock Merchantmug. by zooted_official March 15, 2022
Get the Child Merchantmug. The act of killing something or someone, either figuratively or literally - the act of removing one self's identity and self worth to a point where they might as well not even exist anymore because they were killed bye bye
by Puffalope June 2, 2025
Get the Skull Merchant Treatmentmug. A mileage merchant is a runner who is highly focused on having more mileage than those around them. They will often let others know about their superior mileage.
John always runs a few extra minutes to make sure he has more mileage than everyone else. Why does he have to be such a mileage merchant?
by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024
Get the Mileage Merchantmug. by idekwhoiamanymore12 November 26, 2022
Get the Merchantmug. The catastrophic art of obliterating something so thoroughly-so viciously-that not even the memory of it’s former shape survives
by Calcium Stool June 7, 2025
Get the The Skull Merchant Treatmentmug.