Meat Mechanic

One who is trained and/or skilled in the art of working a man's meat pole. Often linked to the term slut.

Person 1:Mmm, that broad worked me last night.
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU

by DeepInTheGame December 1, 2011

The Antykeras Mechanism Are For Fashion Choices

The Antykeras Mechanism Are For Fashion Choices

The Antykeras Mechanism Are For Fashion Choices

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.

“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”

by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024

Mechanical penis

When your dick makes a clicking noise

Yo I got a mechanical penis she fell of my dick and broke it

by JAB0 January 20, 2019

Fanny mechanic

Slang name for a gynocologst

"I've just dropped my Mrs off at the Fanny mechanic for her check up"

by Obesio mourinio July 4, 2016

Mechanic Car Bomb

When someone takes a shit in a car during a mechanical repair

I did a mechanic car bomb yesterday

by 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝙼𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 March 1, 2025

onion mechanic

A suburban thug with an uptight name like Camden or Vaughn who still lives this his or her parents despite having graduated high school years ago.

Is he STILL going to high school parties? What an onion mechanic.

by mechanic police October 10, 2008