meatloaf

To tell a woman you love her in order to have sex, without considering in advance that she will think this means you are in a relationship (from the last verse of Paradise by the Dashboard Light)

"She'll definitely sleep wtih me if I meatloaf her, but I have too much integrity to do that. Not to mention that she might stalk me after I break up with her."

by Uncleegg May 20, 2009

Michigan Meatloaf

According to my buddy Joel, He likes to perform what has now become the Michigan Meatloaf on his girl. This is accomplished by eating a dabble of ketchup off her ass pucker.
Much as you would eat the last corner of a piece of meatloaf. This does not have to be performed with ketchup, as any condiment will suffice.

I eat ketchup on everything, even off my girl's asshole. Hell everyone should try the Michigan Meatloaf at least once.

by hammondorf September 4, 2006

meaty clackers

When your balls have reached an extreme size and shape,making a clacking sound like two plastic balls touching.

"Hey Jon, look at my meaty clackers!"

by YOURE MOOM October 6, 2016

Vagina meatloaf eater

*Someone who is ridiculous.
*someone who is stupid.
*a derogative term meaning someone or somegthing is so dumb

Wow Chelsea stop being so stupid, your such a vagina meatloaf eater.

by BallsB March 24, 2009

Half meaty

When you get half of an erection from any activity involving a hot chick

Chris: whoa! That girl you were grinding with on the dancefloor was smokin!!!
Rich: right! I need to sit down, I'm half meaty!

by Choda warrior January 4, 2010

nigger meatloaf

someone with a big booty

damn girl you got a “nigger meatloaf”

by crippledSanta666 October 1, 2019

Meaty Bitch Breaker

A phallus.

I sprayed nut lava on her tits with my meaty bitch breaker

by Poopiepookalamazoo May 28, 2017