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Matthew

Tall, athletic guy who typically has a special lady secretly liking him. He is cool under pressure but is super chill and carefree. Loves to have a good laugh and a good time. He is smart and puts his studies first. Sporty and competitive. Good sportsmanship. Peaceful and would never fight with a girl. He is funny and fun to be around. Can look hard as a rock but inside he is a sweet softy. A tad bit sensitive and has a HUGE heart, and if you have a special place in it you must be a really lucky lady. ;)
Girl 1: Ufffff who is that? *completely flattered*
Girl 2: My boyfriend.
Girl 1: Must be a Matthew.
Girl 2: His name is Matthew.
Girl 1: Lucky bitch.
by secret person ;) xx November 19, 2012
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matthew

matthews r sexi,caring,and knows wat his girl wants i love you
girl 1: wish i had a matthew.
girl 2: i have one he's amazing.
girl 1:man, you suck.
girl 2: no ur just jealious.
by sami :)) February 21, 2010
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Matthew

An amazing guy that is easy to fall for. Has a great body and an amazing smile. Usually has brown hair and brown eyes. Matt is a guy that you will never ever forget and his smile is contagious. Once you see him smile you wont be able to stop smiling.
I wish my boyfriend was a Matthew.
by inloveforeverrr August 11, 2010
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matthew

A tall really cute ,athletic, swee,funny charming and smart guy. He has a great personality, gorgeus green , with a really hot voice. He is liked by many but only has eyes for the girl he loves
Person1: I am so glad we are going out with Matthews.
Person2: I know, we're just that special.
by mimick December 4, 2011
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Matthew Biggerstaff

Most commonly used to mean a man who lays women like bricks.
man I pulled a Matthew Biggerstaff last weekend! I mortered them hoes!
by Concrete spreader June 12, 2011
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Matthew Gage Middle School

The worlds shitiest middle school. Everyone there is either white trash or a chollo. Its as if 9/11 had a child with the holocaust and raised it at a church for retarded children. The worst teacher by far is that stupid asian invasion, Mr "faggot ching chong" Sun. That fucker sucks major chode. His OWN chode. This asshole actually compares his students to his kids. HIS FUCKING CHINGALING KIDS. And its not like they're smarter than us. he just thinks they are. He actually has the audacity to tell his students he's fucking SUICIDAL!! Hes a mentally unstable acorned-dick dog eater. He's such a retard, he doesn't teach. All his dumb ass does is tell us "Maybe you could do better" WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE THINK WE"RE TRYING TO DO, MAKE HIS MOMS FAVORITE CAT SOUP? Fuck this guy. Fuck him in his loose, yellow ass. Fuck this piece of shit school, too. All I did was say damn and the vice principle flips her shit.I...SAID...DAMN... i didn't say i raped your daughter. I swear to god I would rather cut of my ears and shove a dildo in the holes and down my throat instead of go back. Mr. Carlson a dick too. He picks favorites. And his son goes there too. He can go fuck his conservative ass with his laptop. I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
Hey do you know Matthew Gage Middle School ?
Yeah. If you ever talk about it again I will rape and eat your first born child.Like Mr. Sun does to dogs.
by FUCKMRSUN April 5, 2016
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matthewitis

Matthew had just licked your hand. You're now infected and you are going to get a bad case of bad grades. GOOD LUCK!
Matthewitis has caused a string of 50s.
by AmeerTheDeer November 18, 2016
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