masticate

To grind teeth or chomp.
Most often used as a word that sounds like masturbate but is not.

Person A: "I hate that people who masticate!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"

by Nerd Jackson March 11, 2008

Dirty matias

A Sexual encounter with a Mexican nigga that ejaculates in 2 minutes. Will be the worst sex of your life. If your getting a dirty matias they Will Bite your foreskin off and share it with the homies.

My boyfriend just pulled another dirty matias , I swear he’s speedy!!!!!!

by Harry styles🍆🍆🍆 April 14, 2020

Magical Jew

A jewish person that can perform tasks that no one thought possible or can create something awesome out of seemingly normal objects by using his jewish powers.

Leroy: Dude there's no way you can bounce that pong ball off that lamp, over the couch, through that small pipe, off Becca's cleavage and into that cup for game.

Brian: Watch me (shoots)

Everyone: Holy shit!!! I can't beleive he made that! He is one magical Jew.

by Brian D. January 7, 2006

MagicalPuffy

MagicalPuffy is a maplestory character of Bera.

She is nearly a bishop; Very well known with PepperChan.
PepperChan is also from Bera, an Arch Mage of Ice and Lightning.

MagicalPuffy is beautiful, and her name is Lily.
Lily is sweet, has a charming smile, has the most amazing personality in the world, and is very kind. She's generous, though she can be dangerous: Her temper may be lethal at times. Lily, or Illy, is short for Ileana.

Lily is strong and tough, but sometimes can have her sensitive times, and needs the strong, persistent upbringing from PepperChan, or Alice. Alice proves constantly how worth Lily is, and how amazing she is. MagicalPuffy is the rightful fiancee to Adam Young.

MagicalPuffy is also from Broa?

guy 1: Dude, do you know MagicalPuffy and PepperChan? They're some cool dudes.
guy 2: Yeah, I know 'em. PepperChan chewed me out!
guy 3: MagicalPuffy likes owl city.
Guy 1,2,&3: They're wicked.

by Amazinghotsauce October 23, 2011

Magicalness

Something you can have, a mysterious aura one can have, A beautiful light in someone's character that is unexplainable ,when someone makes something magical happen

How did you manage to do that?

It must of been my magicalness!

by Missomw April 27, 2013

magical fairy tits

Dos tits that you can never catch cuz they are too good for you, so they seem unrealistic.

I went up to the orb, opened the curtain and heard a voice say, "Behold, the magical fairy tits."

by Woahtherebroimjustaunicorn October 13, 2013

Magicarp

1. Shrek's right hand.
2. The strongest Pokémon
3. Floppy motions
4. Floppy winds
5. TaLkInG lIkE gAmZeE

1. I hear Magicarp will punish him.
2. That man had three Magicarps, no way I can beat him!
3. Why is he Magicarping all over the floor?
4.This bluster is really Magicarp.
5. SwIg M8

by K4w4iiH4w4ii December 1, 2014