Guy 1: Hey man, whats b* xe=y+the number of rubbers mad one one day=$2018381xb>7
Guy 2: its... uuhh... dam it, should've paid attention in maths.
Guy 1: we never learned this in maths.
Guy 2: its... uuhh... dam it, should've paid attention in maths.
Guy 1: we never learned this in maths.
by mathssux696969 February 24, 2021

principle: can you tell me about you math teacher?
boy: I like our meth teacher because she likes to do meth with us.
math teacher: no, it's all an mistake
priciple: you're fired
boy: I like our meth teacher because she likes to do meth with us.
math teacher: no, it's all an mistake
priciple: you're fired
by smertieboi February 21, 2019

Maths is a subject that everybody hated, except from that one kid..... they are now homeless but have a degree in science.
MATHS IS CRAP!
by Dungeon Dicks December 7, 2019

A fucking damn shit that was invented by someone that was fucking boring and it inspired a son of a bit*h to invented (pie), that damn shit number (3.147592038284928.....)
by Kink of hell October 30, 2019

A spiral🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪 Maths includes a lot of things: Annoying teachers, equations , algeBRA and the most important - a S-P-I-R-A-L
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)
So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)
So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
by Mathsisaspiral January 25, 2019

The mental abuse to humans. math may relate to almost every subject but every subject you think your good at, well that subject wont give a crap about you cause your a mortal.
YOU TERRORIST, YOU FUCKED OUR FUCK AND YOU FUCKED OUR HEADS. YOU MATH SON. ALSO YOUR HAIRLINE LOOKS LIKE A PENIS.
by perreroni NEGROni April 6, 2017
