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Ukranian welcome mat

Sardonic slang for offering an immense and unexpected level of resistance to a person or group of people.
“Did you hear? Joe said he’s going to beat you up after school.”
“Well, I’ll be sure to roll out the old Ukranian welcome mat for him.”
by Samuyil Hyde February 28, 2022
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welcome mat

ungangly, unkept pussy hair which is shocking at first sight. Usually sighted on beaches and pools creeping out from the sides of swimwear.
That bitch's welcome mat was so big when I pulled off her panties a pterodactyl flew out!!
by Fman68 October 31, 2006
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welcome mat

A tattoo just above the pubic region and below the belly button. This may also be known as a reverse tramp stamp.
When she took her pants off I saw her welcome mat
by white picket April 29, 2011
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beer mat notes

How are you today
How was your sleep
Can you make use of an afa jersey
Or do you know someone who can
Theres also a messi fcb jersey, new, and very large

Someone would be happy to wear them
Can you help
by Krkič September 21, 2020
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A Mat

When you fuck a girl with a condom nut and pour it into her vagina fulfilling your destiny as a black man
"Yuh, You gon A Mat Noor dawg" said Jin Jin Fuk Mat responded with a "I am already 2 thousand miles away from that slut"
by A Bi Racial Space Nigger May 23, 2018
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Crash Mat

'i use crash mats when im on'
by yougay123 August 14, 2008
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Welcome Mat

Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support.

Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.

Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.
by Taquecop May 4, 2008
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