Mask Of Zoro

While having anal sex with a girl, one pulls out, flips the girl around to her back, punches her in both eyes and proceeds to write a large "Z" on her chest with the feces on his dick.

Suzy was giving Brian lip during anal sex so her gave her the mask of zoro.

by G C man December 21, 2008

goalie mask

The Canadian version of a Roman Face Mask.

"When Gordo passed out after his 15th Molson, Maurice gave him a goalie mask."

by ThePhantomGoaltender October 20, 2013

Mask Mania

When people blindly or religiously follow the directives of the authorities to wear a face mask at all times, as two barriers are debatably better than one—the sick person wears one, and the well person also wears one to protect themselves and others regardless of where they are in public at any time of the day, and whether they are alone or not.

Are these examples of mask mania? Cab drivers sitting in car by themselves wearing masks. People walking their dogs outdoors wearing masks, and nobody near them. People wearing masks at home, because they want to protect their pets.

by MathPlus June 16, 2021

sushi mask

A person eats a bunch of sushi in hopes of getting mercury poisoning. Then when someone pisses them off the sushi-eater vomits all over their face, producing a sushi mask.

Your nasty snort makes me want to give you a sushi mask.

by Zoe & Seth October 21, 2010

ass-mask

pulling the collar of your shirt over your nose and mouth to protect from foul odors.

"How bad is it in that Port-o-Potty?"

"You'll need an ass-mask at the very least."

by gap tooth grin December 11, 2009

Keansburg mask

When you get sunburn on your face from working at or attending Keansburg Amusement Park/Runaway Rapids in Keansburg, NJ. Newbies to the park normally get them.

Person 1: "How was the boardwalk Keansburg?"
Person 2: "Not bad, but my face feels awful."
Person 1: "That's a Keansburg mask for ya', shoulda' brought sunblock."
Person 2: "I didn't think I'd get sunburn on the first day..."

by duhhbri April 6, 2009

bear mask

Prior to intercourse, the male trims or shaves his pubic hairs and keeps them. During sex, before the male ejaculates, he pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, and throws his pubic hairs at her. The hairs stick to the ejaculate, hence creating the image of a bear mask.

I bear masked your mother last night!! she spent the rest of the night picking hairs from her teeth.

by TheFreshmaker August 30, 2008