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marlins

a big fish that lives in the sea and is often caught by fishermen 4 food
by pimp daddy dollars October 26, 2004
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Maryland

Where the North begins. A great state, a wonderland full of fields and rivers and crabs. Bordered by Washington, D.C., Pennsylvania, Delaware, Virginia, and West Virginia, this great state is home to D.C. suburbs, Baltimore aka Da Charm City, and The Chesapeake Bay (da Chest-Peak, eh?). The accent spoken in this state is the same Canadian sounding accent that's spoken in Wisconsin, but that can't be said for the state south of it (Virginia). It's a microcosm of America, and it's next to both Our Nation's Capital and the Ohio-meets-Fughettaboutit state of Pennsylvania. A great state to live in or visit.
by Da Wizard Of OZ June 19, 2009
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Marlin

a crazy redneck who enjoys smoking and drinking very large amounts, often is too drunk or high to care about shit found in Hallettsville on the weekend at parties smoking and drinking not giving a damn. Often uses the words mother fucking in every other sentence.
damn marlin this party is crazy as fuck
by mtgj March 9, 2011
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Maryland Vegan

A vegan who will still eat crabs.
Let's go get crabs! Oh wait I forgot you're vegan.

It's okay I'm a Maryland Vegan
by Gonzo Writer August 28, 2013
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Marlini

A nickname for a girl who has very many talents, but is hilariously bad at board games. She is very smart, beautiful, and a social butterfly but she isn't the most athletic, and can't think quickly on the spot..isn't really good at comebacks.
I wish Marlini would help me study for my exam.

Marlini is so cute but she can't play monopoly for shit.
by appletitsss September 16, 2010
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Salty Marlin

with one or two fingers on the inside of your partner's cheek (like a fish-hook), and immediately following oral sex or intercourse, pull out your dick and blast your seed into the nostrils and eyeballs of your partner. he or she will duck and dive to protect their face from your dick juice. just like a pissed off marlin on a big fucking hook.
i gave my girlfriend a salty marlin, and she nearly took my goddamn arm off.
by Schuyler The Liar June 10, 2009
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Marlin vs. Mullet

A marlin is a hot ass chick -- similar to pulling in a massive fish against all odds. Pictures are usually taken with the marlin (to share on Facebook later). A mullet is the opposite -- similar to reeling in a line and wondering how that fish ate your bait.
Daddy: "Dude! Did you see that girl I was talking to at the bar?! Marlin status."
Murray: "Marlin? Um...more like mullet. Total marlin vs. mullet confusion. I took a photo of you guys and put it on Facebook. I tagged it #thewrongkindofbigfish."
by the fuuuuck? January 28, 2014
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