Marlini

A nickname for a girl who has very many talents, but is hilariously bad at board games. She is very smart, beautiful, and a social butterfly but she isn't the most athletic, and can't think quickly on the spot..isn't really good at comebacks.

I wish Marlini would help me study for my exam.

Marlini is so cute but she can't play monopoly for shit.

by appletitsss September 16, 2010

Wet Dream Martini

Wet Dream Martini is a drink best served luke warm. A wet dream martini is a drink comprised of 4 parts, vaginal fluid, thawed ice cubes, man jizz, and vodka. To prepare this drink you need to shove no less than 3 ice cubes but no more than 6 in to the vaginal cavity of your partner. Then proceed to conduct intercourse with said partner and repeat this step until you have reached climax and all ice cubes are melted. Once climax is reached and all ice cubes are melted you will need to drain the vaginal cavity of all fluid into your favorite martini glass and add a heavy handed splash of vodka for taste.

I enjoy adding two olives into my Wet Dream Martini, just to make it extra dirty.

by isaac1365 April 11, 2019

Land a Marlin

If you pull out after anal sex and a huge shit log follows your penis and lands on the bed, the way a big fish would flop onto the floor of a boat after it's pulled out of the water, congratulations...you've landed a marlin!

When I get done with you, you'll land a marlin that would make Hemmingway proud.

by B. H. McNultey December 31, 2007

Marline

A Marline is a one hell of a girl she is pretty in the inside and outside . she is there for everyone and she always has a smile even though she is hurting inside .if a Marline ever cries in front of you just know your special because they do everything they can to hide there feelings and have smile on and help others . They always put them selves last . The day Marline puts herself first will be the day she can’t handle it anymore but no matter what she is a good person and funny and good to be around and she has ONE HELL OF AN ATTITUDE . But she is the best . If he is ever your friend be lucky appreciate her.

Do you know a Marline because I heard she is the prettiest girl and a good person

by Marline April 11, 2019

Two olives short of a martini

Missing both your nuts. taken from fresh prince of bel air

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."

by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010

Marlinda

Love of your life <3

Marlinda is Beautiful

by Kiara Vaux April 4, 2021

Marlina

An exquisite and extraordinarily beautiful girl descended from the gods. Known to be kind, funny and irresistible to men.

Either

From the Latin: (Marlinus) meaning everlasting diamond amongst mortals

OR
From the Greek: (Marliina) meaning my perfect one

1. Sometimes I wish my girlfriend were more of a Marlina

2. Did you just see that incredible girl? I bet she's a Marlina

by greenlamp November 22, 2011