A fat Italian plumber which kills turtles, shoves 100+ coins in his infinitely deep pockets, kidnaps Princess Peach and makes Boiled or Roasted Bowser for lunch every day

Wahoo! It's-a me! Mario!

Mario by SUPPER MAYRO August 13, 2023

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Mario

Pretty much any Italian person.

Guy 1: "Look at that Italian guy!"
Guy 2: "OMG is that Mario?!"

Mario by stacyyyOwO October 30, 2023

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Mario

a person who has a micro sized male genital, usually witty and annoying

I just saw John in the washroom. He's such a Mario

Mario by iamaprettyduck November 24, 2023

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Mario

Mario is one of the funniest and determined guy you will EVER meet especially determined. He is very passionate and sporty. He is VERY SMART and over achieving. He gets pressured to be perfect and he is even if he might not think it. All you want to do is help him through his battles because him feels he cant talk about his struggles because he is guy. He is very good looking with the most perfect eyes. I couldn't name one thing wrong about him and if your name is Mario you probably think you aren't perfect but you are I can completely promise you. Even if you weren't perfect which I 100% don't expect you too be your also very understanding and you make anyone laugh and smile. Not to even get me started with your smile YOUR SMILE IS BRIGHTER THEN ALL THE STARTS COMBINED. I can open up to you about anything I just love you so much. Your so silly and fun anyone would be lucky to have a Mario and if you have a Mario never let him go because one thing I can tell you about Mario he is irreplaceable for sure never once doubt that.

I love you Mario you will always and forever be in my heart never matter what you silly boy.<3

Mario is so funny did you see what he did in class today

yea of course I did he made everyone laugh

Mario by idontputmynameontheinternet December 30, 2023

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