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Magesticals

Magesticals are a word used for magestic testicals
RANDOM BITCH- You guys all have magesticals
by MEWME October 25, 2015
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Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

The elder god of lard. His people are know as lardians. Danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. It is on record that this massive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his massive lardy maw. Danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, Hernanbo! Also known as Tiff Tiff, Hernanbo will fight a war against Danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her anal gland and make sweet sweaty love to until Danny's lard is eliminated.
THE WRATH OF THE MAJESTIC LARD GOD SHALL RAIN UPON THEE LIKE THE SPERM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS WHICH WILL THEN DEFILE AND RAPE YOU!

~Faticus, Lardian High priest.

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)
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maestro

the ticket guys on trains.comes from ticket master/meister lets you warn ur friend hes a coming
"dude lets run to the end of the train the maestros coming"
by joejoejoejoejoe July 9, 2007
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Majestica

Originated in England in the late 1800s a shortened way of saying "the Queen's daughter" or "what a beautiful, majestic girl" also used when speaking about the breath taking beauty of female persons of upper class decent, most common a well known ballerina with true passion in her heart for being perfect, and "the compassionate one".
"Oh, isn't she so majestica"; "There stands the majestica, Isabella"
by Miranda Lynn Kiner February 3, 2010
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Majestic beast

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Madesyn

Madesyn is a sweet and charming little girl. She is very pretty with large blue eyes and blonde hair. She was almost named Madelyn instead... She is a little on the small side and loves music especially Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers!! She is a very smart student who sometimes likes to get in trouble with her friends instead of doing her class work!! She is always very fun to be around and has the best sense of humor!! Everyone who meets Madesyn will definitely fall in love with her!
Madesyn is so cool I hope she will be my friend!!
by Madesyn's Mommy March 6, 2010
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Majesticbate

When you masturbate naked in a meadow on the mountainside to Motzart
That bear totally ruined my majesticbate
by Crackydogg June 20, 2011
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