Mani

the cutest person alive and he belongs to maryjane

jose:wow mani’s such a cutie
maryjane: i know and hes all mine

by Honey412 June 21, 2021

Mani

It's a Persian name, commonly used for boys.
Mani is used to putting his penis in the mousetrap and he enjoys this pain.
if you have a Mani in your life do this favor for him, he will appreciate it.

I'll buy you all of the mousetraps in the world Mani.

by Ole Gunnar Solskjær Lover November 22, 2021

How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by CasterMonk June 25, 2021

Mani

Mani They’re Loyal, Caring, Big Dick Minded, Fun to Be around if you want a mani go and get you one you won’t regret it

Mani Has The Biggest Yea I’ve Seen In A While

by Adxt November 23, 2021

Mani

The kindest,
Most intelligent,
Beautiful girl to ever walk on the face of this earth

Wow mani your dropdead georgous

by Andrew45smith December 13, 2020

Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.

DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!

by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023

Mani

A little shit with no friends. (he also is a chat mod)

lets not Mani this one

by poopshit69 September 3, 2022