Manitize

To wash one's penis with hand sanitizer after sex.

If you didn't use a condom then you need to manitize. Kill's 99.99% of bacteria.

or

That bitch is dirty. I hope you manitized afterwards.

by E. Benji June 7, 2011

manto

A Person who likes to watch illegal sexual content on the internet

Oh My God I found Porn on my friend computer, he is such a manto!!

by wet gina December 30, 2008

manity

Vanity - to the excess - in a man. Man + vanity = manity

If your man can't help himself from looking at his reflection in every shiny surface, from a store window to the new wax job on the car, he suffers from a severe case of manity.

by EBoogs May 24, 2006

Manitoba

Province in Canada. Barren wasteland that should be demoted to a "territory".

Manitoba? Who the f*ck would live here?

by cynical1 October 23, 2005

Manitoba Toothbrush

The act of taping your weiner to your stomach, covering it in toothpaste, and doing chin-ups, all while your victim is laying sideways, getting a nice dentist visit from your cock.

Pat laid there in misery, while Chad performed the Manitoba Toothbrush on his teeth.

by chad mullins March 28, 2009

manitis

What you have the day after too much SingStar and/or singing/screaming along to songs at the pub.

Sig: Jeez, you sound like a man today...
Ann: Yeah, i know, i have manitis :(

by Anneh April 26, 2008

Manato

A person that wants money and lies when you confront him

1st person: *steals money from the counter*

2nd person: Wow, you just stole money, you just pulled off a Manato!

by ManatoWantsMoney July 20, 2017