Retail management

A dark art of being able to survive while being held responsible for issues and situations outside of your control by members of the public and by those who outrank you. Often used as the cause of and solution to all of the problems of unreasonable people. Long term exposure often leads to a lack of empathy, high tolerance to pain, apathy, institutionalisation and a lack of self care. In extreme cases can lead to the illusion of job security and belief in corporate policies.
I used to fell things before I started retail management
by j.dinnen February 26, 2021
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Picture Manager

The picture manager usually will tell their "employee" to take certain pictures in certain outfits and in certain poses. The "employee" will send them to the Picture Manager first then he'll approve of them. As payment, the "employee" will obey and receive rewards.
"I have some pictures, prompted by my picture manager ;)"
by Vacellious September 02, 2021
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Manager Pants

Pleated Khaki pants worn by restaurant managers and assistant managers.
You can spot the assistant manager by his manager pants accentuating his front butt.
by Mod_Deleted August 02, 2015
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Management Hitler

Management Hitler (noun): someone with alot of charisma who takes over a project with big ambitions and plans but has literally no skill whatsoever, ends up being a total ass, and can't get anything right despite being told what to do.
Example: "fucking XX came in today and was a total management hitler, now we are pushing the development instead of giving users what they want"
by Lasz December 30, 2016
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pain management

pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.

Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.

Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure

BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Doug:

Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.

Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019
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Cable Management

A threesome where there is multiple dick in a small area.
Me and my bro just a fair bit of cable management with my ex.
by NotBryan121 February 17, 2021
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manage-ize

people tryna boss you around with your permission
quit tryna manage-ize everything i do
by xoxo._. January 20, 2022
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