Mallory is your mum. She’s your biggest cheerleader and will always have your back but don’t forget, she brought you into this world and can take you back out. Mallory believes herself to be hilarious, is mouthy, and runs the show—few know how to handle her and most are intimidated by her gaze. Your smiles are her kryptonite and melts away the walls she’s built around her heart. Your mum Mallory hopes you stumble upon this one day and smile knowing how much she adored you.
*Door slams*
*Spooky sound*
Me to friend: That’s just my mum, Mallory. When she said she’d always be with me, I thought she meant in my heart, not that she would haunt my house.
*Spooky sound*
Me to friend: That’s just my mum, Mallory. When she said she’d always be with me, I thought she meant in my heart, not that she would haunt my house.
by Maybeyourmum September 14, 2022
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wildly unreasonable, illogical, far out, lack common sense, inappropriate. or untrue; contrary to all reason or common sense; laughably foolish or false:
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B stupid and unreasonable, or silly in a humorous way:
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C Thesaurus: synonyms, antonyms, and examples: Stupid, Foolish, Silly, Crazy, Dumb, Controversial, conspiracy prone, interfering , dictatorial, autocratic, dogmatic etc.
D noun
The quality or condition of existing in a meaningless and irrational world.
A person who rules with total power and often in a cruel manner.
wildly unreasonable, illogical, far out, lack common sense, inappropriate. or untrue; contrary to all reason or common sense; laughably foolish or false:
A Mallory explanation.
B stupid and unreasonable, or silly in a humorous way:
What an Mallory thing to say!
C Thesaurus: synonyms, antonyms, and examples: Stupid, Foolish, Silly, Crazy, Dumb, Controversial, conspiracy prone, interfering , dictatorial, autocratic, dogmatic etc.
D noun
The quality or condition of existing in a meaningless and irrational world.
A person who rules with total power and often in a cruel manner.
by Mallory Bowser September 21, 2022
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