Koskhol Magnet

A person who is unlucky enough to frequently attract, be surrounded or hassled by crackpots, bozos, and inconsiderate jerks.

What's wrong with people!? Am I a koskhol magnet or something?

by Milad.aka.miles September 30, 2021

Magenta Porpoise

the pink/reddish exposed penis of a dog, extending past the foreskin of an erect dog.

Check out the magenta porpoise on Rick's horny doberman!

by Andy December 22, 2004

magnet fishing

When you tie a big magnet to a rope and dangle it down in a lake or big body of water and pick up all kinds of cool metal things.

The other day my boyfriend and I went magnet fishing off of the dam, but we only got a slimy peice of rebarb.

by Paige June 24, 2006

coon magnet

A women who only atracts black , or african american men

lisa: man why all these black guys hitting on me ?
terry: because you a coon magnet!!!

by bella bug January 11, 2010

bum magnet

An person whom is attracted to people that have no purpose in life, No education, No job, No money, homeless who wants to live off of others.

Your just a Bum Magnet , if your current boyfriend has nothing to offer you ,but sex, And your ex boyfriend is your deadbeat baby daddy.

by Thesexy1 March 22, 2016

freak magnet

A person who unintentionally surrounds him/herself with freaks.

Jenny: Why do I have to be such a freak magnet?!
Quasimodo: What do you mean?

by bingoonline January 14, 2016

cunt magnet

A guy that has cunts rather than girls flocking around him all the time.
A male that picks up bitches like Courtney all the time.

"Damn, that guy is a cunt magnet."

by luke "806" December 26, 2008