Magical Pink Abyss

A man's favorite orifice on a woman.

Melody longed for John to stick his throbbing crank in her Magical Pink Abyss.

by Rupert2427 September 8, 2009

Magical Trio

A man's hygienic routine that he performs before leaving his residence for work, a date, paternity court, etc., consisting of the Shit, the Shower, and the Shave.

"Yeah baby girl I finna hit at choo but let me perform that Magical Trio so I'm feelin' fresh at the PTA meeting."

by Eyetym April 11, 2015

Madoka Magica

a cute magical girl show with mentally ill lesbians. We have Madoka - pink haired lesbian with ofc she/her pronous, Homura - Madoka's gf, probably 12 years older than her, Sayaka - of course you have blue hair and pronous, also kinda hated character (free sayaka from all the hate, she did nothing wrong) Kyoko - Sayaka's gf, has a weird obsession with apples. Likes rhytyhm games. Mami - had like 40 minutes of screentime, but we still love her

- You like Puella Magi Madoka Magica too?!
- You mean that show with mentally ill people??!
- fuck it, lets go together on therapy

by Twink69 October 14, 2023

Magician

WHen you get done railing someone in the ass (guy or girl may do), the "fucker" pretends an orgasm, thus fooling the "fuckee". Once the "fuckee" turns around to ask if the "fucker" has finished, the "fucker" bloes his fat ass load in the "fuckee"'s face! Ta Da!

Rachael let me perform not only a magician, but also an alsakan snow dragon on her... I laughed at her Red Eyes for days....

by Steve September 8, 2004

Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

n. Yet another name for Mary Jane.

Steve: I'm tired of all these pathetic slang terms for marijuana.
Randy: Okay, then let's make our own!
Steve: Dude, that's brilliant! Any ideas?
Randy: Hmmm... How 'bout Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Steve: You see, that's why you're the smart one!

by The Raging Bull May 26, 2005

magical man-jina

The ability to satisfy a woman in ways that could sicken a normal man.

Duece, you got some magical man-jina.

by Da Nasty One June 11, 2003

Magician!

A Guy With A Top Hat And A Black Cape Who Pulls Rabbits Out Of Hats =)

magician:(does a card trick)Voilia!
kids: WOW! That Sure Is magic

by a n n* September 12, 2005