weiner mustache

When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.

When she finishes giving me head I am gonna give that ho a weiner mustache.

by Bryan Silver November 20, 2007

dick mustache

A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph

Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.

by Mark VZ April 23, 2006

mustache cunt

An offensive word used against people with mustaches, used especially as an expression of anger

Come here you little mustache cunt

by Drew Gilpin Faust September 16, 2016

Mumbai Mustache

When you are fucking an Indian man or woman in the ass then you pull out and give her a mustache with the shit on your dick

That's the guy that gave me a Mumbai Mustache. I never want to have shit on my lip again.

by LesteerTheMolester August 5, 2023

mustache deep

Mustache Deep is when you get so deep in there you tickle your soon to be baby.

Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!

Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!

by lowboy219 June 19, 2014

Silk Mustache

When you blast a girl's face and leave a fat streak of jizz over her top lip.

ME: Damn bro, I'd definitely spackle Clara's face. MY BRO: Yeah, I'd hook her up with a silk mustache for sure.

by SnappinDicks October 8, 2021

Christmas Mustache

The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).

"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."

by sterile_babe111 December 4, 2013