munted

a synonym for fucked up or fucked. The word was invented in New Zealand when there was a major earthquake in Christchurch. People realized they couldn't keep saying "this is fucked as" or "everything is fucked". So they came up with "munted as" or "munted".

"this is road is munted as" or "look at that house, its munted".

you can also use it to describe someones face after a fight, "man you look munted as mate"

by mslkiwi December 27, 2011

munt buddy

A friend or acquaintance that you bring to the munting cession

Tallon: Yo Xavier do you want to be my munt buddy
Xavier: Hell yes I would love to be you munt buddy

by Master of poondunk April 5, 2024

Munt Moot

When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.

"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

Munt

A person who goons/falls for lolibait

Munt- “Man i love nekopara and gooning to anime girls specifically the young ones!”

by Femboy11236 August 5, 2025

Munt

Man Cunt

My boss is a total munt

by dgb13101 January 22, 2015

Munted

Australian slang - meaning completely fucked up/ drugged up.

"Gerald is totally munted, he's been on the scroll for hours"

by Geraldine January 19, 2017

Munt iglooing

Storing the munt excrement into condoms and freezing them thus creating dildos out of decomposed corpse entrails

Beth: Hey, you want to go Munt iglooing?
Renee: Ahh yay! I've been hungry AND need some pleasure!
Beth: Two birds with one stone!

by John P. Munt March 12, 2024