meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.

"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.

by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017

Medithical

A false medical fact found on the internet and often propagated over social media and chain emails.

When John told his doctor, he read online that drinking unicorn tears heals cancer, diabetes, and diplopia, Dr. Getavida had to inform John this is in fact Medithical information. John ended up paying a $1200 copay for an unnecessary office visit.

My neighbor the anti-vaxxer uses excellent Medithical information to support his idiotical nonsense .

by ForSureMaybe January 27, 2018

Madita

a beautiful girl that is wanted by everyone but hard to get, also big into bangs, if ya know what i mean

-Damn boy, did you see that new girl?
-Yes shes super hot but I heard she's a Madita.

by dogs_are_the_best69 February 4, 2018

Meditation Group

Yeaaah, that's a cult

"We're not a cult, we're a meditation group".
"Let us teach yourself to open your mind and better your life by joining our cult- I mean meditation group".

by Veranica_iwantweed May 8, 2018

maudite marde

A word that french canadian or quebecer use when they are expressing dissatisfaction. Litteraly translate to cursed shit

maudite marde, el chien a chiez sua cour tabarnak
fucking hell, the dog shat on the lawn

by quebec_scum April 22, 2018

Modit

Just a dickless fuckboi.
Might also refer to a transgender lover.

He is such a modit.

by Smile_Bitch July 8, 2018

Mubita

A very stubborn man who will always get what he wants.

We advised him that he is going to make a loss but since he is Mubita, he persisted until he started to make a profit

by Whiteboyric April 5, 2019