A monster trapped in denim

Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.

"My penis in these jeans is like a monster trapped in denim and I’m about to release the Kraken.”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

Millimeter Monster

A very small penis

Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.

I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.

by JAC7272 April 28, 2014

Snack Monster

A person who eats snacks more than actual meals

I had no time to eat lunch, so I had a bag of chips and 2 granola bars today like a true snack monster

by Whaler Jake November 13, 2014

block monster

City version of chuck Norris.

Someone who succeeds in everything they do.

"Hey dude, Austin is a block monster! "

by arod23 June 11, 2016

Holla Monster

When a guy tries to get the number of every beautiful woman he sees.

My friend Dan turned into a Holla Monster last night at the bar. I understand he hasn't had a date in a long time, but he literally tried to hit on every hot woman he came across.

by Christocoop July 27, 2020

Keegan Monster

A term used in in the Northwestern Pennsylvania region that is synonymous for a game of hide-and-seek.

Let's play a game of Keegan Monster! Steve, you go hide, and I will be Keegan Monster and come and find you.

by LeonardDavis November 24, 2020

Lean Monster

A monster that's made of Purple Drank (a.k.a. Lean)

Lean Monster: I LOOOOOVE LEAN
Person: And why he ourple 😂

by Lean Elizabeth II March 7, 2022