Mateo

mateo uhm if u see this uhm like uhm uh i like you a lot uhm like a lot
yea uhm i wanna uhm marry you uh🥺

MATEOOOO FUCK YEHA

by Defenitions hahhaha February 26, 2020

mateo

go fuck marte already. stop being gayyyyy omg. y u gay w ferrrtan

me "hi"
mateo "who asked"

by its me guess February 26, 2020

mateo

Mateo is the most hot guy in the world he makes all the straight men become gay.
all the girls fall for him and want to ride.

Ohhh mateo is sooo hot man i would just love to spend the night with him.

by RazorKnight June 8, 2020

Mateo

The dude I like lmao

“Mateo is boring”
“hehe *i actually like him 🥺*

by Mily 👁👄👁 September 11, 2020

mateo

Dude I like

“I like Mateo deal with it”

by Mily 👁👄👁 September 11, 2020

Mateo

Someone who just got there license then sneaks out 2 days later and steals a truck with his friend Austin in front of multiple cameras and expects not to get caugh

Mateo stole that truck now he locked up

by White trash123 October 7, 2020

Meteorphoric

When speaking about the end of dinosaurs.

Meteorphoricly speaking dinosaurs are gone.

by Unholydeviant December 21, 2020