Hot Mess

An hot girl who is looking like she has been drinking and doing blow for 36 straight.

(Lindsay Lohan) is a hot mess

by wpnsidej April 6, 2010

Hot Mess

When a situation is an extreme cluster-fuck.

This traffic-jam is a hot mess.

by Squad September 22, 2005

the mess

Synonym for sperm/semen, preferably when ejaculated onto a surface.

Man, I laid the mess on Donna's face last night!

by Frank Johnson Esq. January 6, 2008

don't mess with texas

Something that a typical Texan will say...anyone "messing" with Texas is an impossibality because states are not allowed to have conflicts with other states let alone foreign countries...you dumbshits

"Don't mess with Texas!"
"go back to Grade school!"

by asdfsa October 7, 2006

tranny mess

a word depicting a person who looks or is made up like a stereotypical over-the-top showgirl tranny.

"Kimora Lee is a tranny mess today."

by Nopalita January 2, 2009

hot mess

A person - more often female, but can be male, who as a result of questionable decisions - often regarding relationships with others or personal behavior - is, or has the strong potential to be, in some sort of trouble.

"That girl's drinking and partying all night while neglecting her husband and kids. She just doesn't seem to care about her work or friends either - she's a hot mess."

by greenberyl September 16, 2013

You better call Tyrone with that mess!

When something is beyond appaulling; A state of utter astonishment and disbelief; Something awful that is out of your hands, and apparently in some guy named Tyrone's.

Sid: Hey did you hear that dad found out mom has been sleeping with the sea captain?
Nancy: Oh my god! You better call Tyrone with that mess!

by Spellchiker May 16, 2007