chinese meatball

A chinese meatball is when, during foreplay, the man takes out a small knife and whittles his bell-end until it is sharp and pointy. He then uses it to poke out the eyes of his partner. The next step is for the man to cut out his own testes, and put them in the eyesockets of his partner.

Terrence: Hey man! Look at that rooster over there!
Jill: Sorry, Samuel gave me a Chinese Meatball, my eyes are testicals.

by Chud April 19, 2005

Spaghetti & Meatball

When two individuals are side by side, one tall, slim, and slender and the other the total opposite, vertically challenged and overweight.

"look at those two walking together, they look like a spaghetti & meatball"

by "ode" February 17, 2006

meatball

noun. 1. the submissive partner in the act of spooning. the person getting spooned by the ladle.

hey baby, i'll be your ladle if you'll be my meatball.

that's one tasty meatball. i wanna be her ladle.

by raunchy booty girl July 13, 2005

Deep Fried Meatball

The process of urinating in an individuals mouth, and without he or she swallowing or spitting, giving the individual a good ole fashioned tea-bag.

Have you ever tried a deep fried meatball? It's amazing!

$80 for a deep fried meatball.

by Josh "nut-fitty" May 1, 2008

Fuckin Meatball

Any one that would have some type of Italian blood in them

If you see an Italian walking down the street and your with you bud, just point and say ha! Fuckin Meatball

by HeadHunter March 4, 2005

Raw Meatball Sandwich

Where a young lady is picked up in a nightclub whilst being slightly inebriated, by two young men of questionable character.

The young lady in question then enjoys a night of unprotected intercourse with both of the gentlemen at the same time.

No names are exchanged.

Oh my god i got so pissed last night i ended up haveing a raw meatball sandwich.

by Meatball Pete August 15, 2009

Gregory Meatball

1.A human being whose gender is male whom is birthed from a sasquatch, thus meaning this male is by nature a panzy. Mostly known for becoming intoxicated and feeling the need to prove themselves worthy of becoming a spartan warrior by picking random fights with other males whom there is no tension with initially. Main reason being this male runs with a pack of males known as the Woods Cavemen. Constantly jumping and ganging up on one person. However, when sober or even intoxicated and seen in public by himself, his testicles retract into the lower intestine area and he becomes speechless. Last known documented fact on record is that the Gregory Meatball has an Oswald with him at all times. Oswald meaning "bodyguard"=also referred to as Ty Three Finger. Other then these facts, there is really no other information on this breed of human being.

2.Used as a verb referring to similar names to

But mother dearest, I cant help but feel the need to smash his face. He was drunk and spit in my face for no reason so I went at him and his pack of Oswalds gave me a good Gregory Meatball of a time. I cant change that he was born a panzy and has no heart

by TheyHateMe.ILoveIt November 1, 2010