bedroom material

(Less misogynistic), adj: fit for in-the-bedroom activities

Since I consider the term f^able to be too misogynistic, I would use the term bedroom material instead

by Sexydimma February 27, 2017

Yo Ma-ther

Another pronunciation of mother. Use in yo mama jokes and cheap insults.

Yo Ma-ther is so fat, she made the earth flat.

by Monkeygsun June 11, 2018

Chris Maher

Cancer Chris has chest cancer!! It's looks like a shark fin. That's why he's so good at backstroke. There is a legend that he is gay but nobody knows because a dick a day keeps the gay away.

Boy: There's a shark in the water!!
Girl: No, it's just Chris Maher.

by IShankDeep November 20, 2018

Lennon Maher

An absolute dumbass who usually fucks girls with the name temperance

Can you hear temperance moaning that’s definitely Lennon Maher fucking her

by Yeetthatfaheet December 8, 2018

Quantum Materialism

Quantum Materialism is a materialistic philosophy that seeks to adapt materialism into quantum mechanics, quantum materialism advocated the whole matter is universe is based on quantum mechanics, where it is possible of quantum mechanics to have influence in the whole universe and existence, even in a small level where modern science cannot realize, having the need of deep and advanced studies and devices for prove that quantum mechanics have influence at macro level and that the whole universe can work at superquantum level.

"Quantum materialism advocates that the conscience exists at the sub-atomic level, where the atoms of the person are its conscience, where when a person dies, his atoms returns to the nature and might reincarnate as a human or as any living being again, but it needs a massive and advanced quantum studies and devices for prove it."

"Quantum materialism advocates that superquantum mechanics is actually a thing, but humans and its current devices cannot realize it, needing the creation of advanced devices for turn this studies possible and the creation of technologies for possibility people use superquantum mechanics for improve human condition and for evolve humans."

"Quantum materialism is friends with extraphysical materialism, advocating extraphysical materialism is just an advanced stage of materialism and might be a complement of quantum materialism."

by Full Monteirism January 6, 2021

Maherter

Pronounced the same as 'Martyr'.

An avid fan of Bill Maher. Maher is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author and actor. He is the host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher".

Maher is known for his sarcastic attitude, quick wit, political and social satire and sociopolitical commentary, which targets a wide range of topics including religion, politics, bureaucracies of many kinds, political correctness, and describes himself as "A truth lover".

Kaufman: Bill Maher is the man. The most truthful guy on TV. He is the truth.
Shell: I wouldn't go that far.
Kaufman: All he cares about is calling these hypocrites out on their bullshit. You're just jealous I'm a Maherter.
Shell: Oh, so you're a martyr now too?
Kaufman: I have been for years.
Shell: What the hell makes you a martyr?
Kaufman: Uhhh... you want a laudry list? Who's a bigger Maherter than me?
Shell: O.M.G. I'm going home. I've got to catch Fox News.

by PDXJohnny99 May 3, 2013

materwelon

A water melon where its pink on the outside and green on the inside.

Girls on photoshop: i can’t wait to make myself prettier.

guys: let’s make a materwelon

by Джо September 21, 2020