Milton Keynes Dongs

the new name of Franchise FC. Milton Keynes are the first ever English town to STEAL a place in the football league instead of earning it through promotion.

The Milton Keynes Dongs are clubkilling cnuts.

by AFCW July 1, 2004

Molton Brown

Origin Regent St soap emporium. A better class of lotion lady, as opposed to a Tesco Value or No Frills

I heard that that Scary Spice is a bit of the old Molton Brown. Phwoooaaar.

by Van Baggins November 17, 2004

maltorsiac

Used to describe when a young lad has a wet dream.

Little Johny has cum in the bed again last night. Poor guy has been maltorsiacking all over his room the past few weeks.

by CumBubblez July 12, 2010

Marton effect

Filmmaking term for forgetting to turn on the 35mm depth-of-field adapter. This makes the image very grainy and mushy. A videographer's nightmare.

Did you forget to turn on the P+S Technik Pro35 adapter? It's the Marton effect!

by njnesse July 3, 2011

Malconcunt

A type of girl with an attitude that is slutty but resentful of her own sluttiness. A woman who chooses to act and dress to sexually attract, but disdains the feeling that she 'must' be sexually attractive to be popular or liked. Like an over qualified low-wage worker who feels they 'deserve better' and so mistreats their customers.

"I can't figure her out, she's the kind of girl that will show you her ass but give you the finger while doing so."
"Yeah, she's a real Malconcunt. "

by Superawesomeblair October 6, 2015

malvone

Devine , cold, self fish person, cares for themselves period

Dude why would you malvone your own family???

by Donor hole May 15, 2018

Milton

The best person you will ever encounter, but he likes to get straight A:s.

Hello Milton!

by Yey my favourite people! December 3, 2018