macrovaginal disorder

An affliction where a woman's vagina is abnormally large or gaping.

My girlfriend's macrovaginal disorder made me feel like less of a man.

Continued fisting caused MVD (Macrovaginal Disorder) in my girlfriend.

You don't want to date her, she has macrovaginal disorder.

by Dutch Pie April 14, 2014

Stoney Macaroni

1. A state of conciousness achieved through excessive inhalation of marijuana; stoned; extremely high.

Sorry Margret that we didn't make it to your mom's funeral, Jerry and I got stoney macaroni and watched The Labyrinth on widescreen.

by Kelso June 16, 2006

macaroni nigga

a white boy that trys to act black.

" dat kracka wit da doo rag on is a macaroni nigga." said tyrone

by nigger jon October 10, 2006

macaroni

a player. a mack with the ladies.

dino 's a macaroni when it comes to pullin' the ladies.

by dino malcolm June 7, 2003

Old MacDonald

When a dude has so many STD's, that its like a fucking farm down there!

Old MacDonald had a crotch
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that crotch he had some crabs,
Ee i ee i oh!
With an itch-itch here,
And an itch-itch there

Girl 1: Did u do James last night?
Girl 2: No, he has Crabs AND Chlamydia!
Girl 1: EW! He's and Old MacDonald

by BenHorny December 26, 2010

Macaroni & Cheese Pizza

The most kick ass peice of culinary genius that humankind has produced yet.

"Adam we are going out to eat". Adam: "Dude fuck that Im watching the Gators play". "We are going out for Macaroni & Cheese Pizza"!! Adam: WELL SHIT yeah why didnt you freaks tell me? Let me throw on my shoes".

by Adam V. Flowers June 16, 2008

MACROPHALLUS

a prodigious penis; a large member.
Adjective: Macrophallic

The porn star, John Holmes, was well-known, and much celebrated for, his monstrous macrophallus.

by weave September 22, 2003