laying cable

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.

Darryl layed a 3 foot cable.

laying cable by Anonymous May 9, 2003

linger longer 

Commonly used phrase on Opie & Anthony for someone who references a topic from a historic show.

"I like turtles!"
"Wow, you really linger longer!"

linger longer by nuschultz January 10, 2009

laying eggs 

Overall poor perfomance. Not meeting ones goals, screwing up, missing plays.

I was laying eggs out there on the court, missing all those shots.

laying eggs by E Style November 23, 2006

Ling Ling 

Just accept it- that Ling Ling in your life is better than you. He/she will always be better- for he PRACTICES 40 HOURS A DAY. sorry bud, I guess it just isn't your thing.

Person 1- Ling Ling is my idol! (spoken to mom)
Person 2- Aw, sweetie, that is cute. (spoken back to child)

Ling Ling by i am an egg January 11, 2019

Lingerberry 

Like a dingleberry (a resistant piece of fecal matter stuck to your anal/gooch hair, very hard to remove, etc) a lingerberry is the guy/girl of the group that is generally unwanted. They are just standing around, being antisocial, not contributing, and being all around weird. Usually, no one has the heart to tell them/ask them to leave. Lingerberry's always include themselves in other's plans, completely uninvited.

Miller: Why's he here? He's not even doing anything and no one invited him, he won't leave us alone!

Zerab: I know, I want to tell him but I don't want to sound rude. He's such a lingerberry, it's so annoying.

dingleberry creeper

Lingerberry by zerab May 27, 2009

lingerer 

One who stays around longer than wanted.

She's a lingerer, it's the block that covers my cock.

lingerer by VikParty December 30, 2012

ching ling ming 

Stuff unasian people say to try to act asian

Mike: Yo Jin ching ling ming
Jin: Go fuck yourself

ching ling ming by Altair and Ezio February 15, 2010