lunch

Synonym for marihuana.

Yo dude, got some lunch ready?

by johnyknight August 29, 2013

Lanice

She's misunderstood. A lot of people will call her mean and nonapproachable. That just isn't the case. Lanice is like a sour patch kid. Sour and sweet. She will give the routine mean girl look, she'll be super quiet and not willing to start a conversation. However, if you give her a little attention, that apprehensiveness and timidity will melt away, slowly but definitely surely. She'll become one of your coolest friends, helping you grow as a person, and even a most special lover.

BTW, she isn't mean Lanice just knows what she wants, if that ain't you, then it ain't you, sorry dude.

She is also a really hard worker, loyal friend, loving partner, most realest person in your life.

"I swear dude, Lanice hates me!"
"No dude, just give her some time."

by YouFred February 21, 2019

Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

lunch meat

When a woman has too much loose skin in the pussy. AKA roast beef.

Damn, that stripper is fine as hell but she got way too much lunch meat!!!!!

by Buttermilk April 6, 2005

Lonica

A beautiful girl who attracts attention where ever she goes. she is classy and is loved by everyone. She is also smart and talented. This girl is a tech junkie but at the same time loves to be outside. Most people call her Loni.

Dang.....She's cute, smart, and classy.That must be a Lonica!!!!

by Lulu2020 July 30, 2016

ate my lunch

A term commonly used to indicate that someone (often the speaker) has come off the loser. This phrase can be applied to competitions such as video games and sporting events, as well as such things as tests or writing papers.

How was the econ test?
Dude, it totally ate my lunch...

Did you see Manning just get sacked?
Yeah, that linebacker totally ate his lunch!

I need help in bottom lane, this Warwick is eating my lunch!

by NomJuan December 8, 2012

I'll ski on your lunch if I want

Used as an expression of defiance.

Popularized by the viral video clip 'His Name Is James Bond', which features amusing lyrics detailing the ways in which the titular secret agent is an asshole who basically does what he wants without caring about the consequences.

The lyric runs: "Because I'm suave you can suck it, I'll ski on your lunch if I want/take a walk on the heads of some reptiles, then act heaps nonchalant."

MAN 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing coming out of that bathroom with my wife??

MAN 2: I'll ski on your lunch if I want.

by JetBlackEvil February 4, 2012