let me love you 

The whisper of a fangirl as she stares at the screen of her computer, lusting after the one she desires.

Varies in levels of creepiness depending on how old she/the one she wants is, and the way it is said.

This type of fangirl is most commonly found lurking on tumblr.

Fangirl: let me love you.....

let me love you by Acidic Lemonade September 10, 2011

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you 

Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?

It's litterly a vine!

Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.

*𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨! *
The man shoots the ceiling.

The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.

He thinks.

He insults.

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.

The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.

This is the perfect time to insult them

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you by KelpyHere March 16, 2020

i love you

the three magical words that get a girl into bed.

the three magical words that make a girl (or anyone, i suppose) happy. make her feel good about herself, etc.

the three magical words that most with half a brain can tell when are part of a lie.

should only ever be followed by the words "i love you too"--certainly not "i love seeing you" or "i love spending time with you." those are sure to mess up the situation... completely mess it up.

the only words that can ever mean anything real (emotionally.) but usually don't.

person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love you too.
person 1: so...
person 2: lets make hot monkey love!
person 1: OKAY!

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girl 1: he said he loves me.
girl 2: oh, that is so sweet. you deserve each other. you're perfect for each other.
girl 1: i just love him so much.
girl 2: awwwww. i'm so jealous.

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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i just met you, i'm not sleeping with you.
person 1: *looks down at the ground* it was worth a try.

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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love... spending time with you.
(then person 1 doesn't call back)

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this last one doesn't need an explanation

i love you by eggsovereasy July 22, 2004

I love you

the three easiest words to say to anyone, except the person you actually in love with.

Jane: i love you, mom.
Mother: Love you too.

Jane's Boyfriend: Hey jane, just wanted to say i love you.
Jane: err....

I love you by talex September 22, 2012

I love you

This is a special phrase and you don't want to overuse it. Prone to inflation. Think wisely before you say it.

Uttering it implies that you know what love is, too.
"I love you" does not mean that you feel attracted to someone in whatever way, it doesnt mean you like someone, it doesnt mean someone is cool, friendly, your type

Love, to me, is the current that moves only in the deepest sea. It is untouchable, unchangeable, natural, holy.
Love, If likened to a current, is a power that cannot be stolen, borrowed, taught, earned.
It is there. and if you are with it, in it, maybe, just maybe, you will become it. and be able to share it. with someone. with your family, community, city.
To say I love you is to say I have become love and you are the receiver of its holiness. Accept it or not. Love don't care.

I love you by Krkič July 19, 2019

I Love You

Means “I love you and that’s a fact”

Kyle “Melanie i love you and that’s a fact”
Melanie “I love you too”
Kyle “That’s bullshit”

I Love You by Hdkdidksksl December 14, 2019

I love you, but fuck! 

When you love someone but they just drive you so crazy sometimes it makes you wonder!

"don't drive so fast, chew with your mouth closed, you're so gross!"

"I love you, but fuck!"

I love you, but fuck! by beatyourchildren December 22, 2009