loaner in my pants

occurs when the female hangs from a ceiling fan (perferably not spinning but whatever floats your boat) while recieveing man stands on a chair while recieving a blowjob from girl hanging upside down, while intermitingly stroking his facial hair inbetween.

Dude 1: i got a super awesome loaner in my pants last night
Dude 2: how the fuck did that work?
Dude 1: it just did dont worry bout it!

by Private Parts and Colonel Cock November 7, 2010

Llanely

UGLY & FAT, but yet very sexy and handsome
a verry sloppy kisser but still attractive and can be a tad bit too hairy

Brianna:ayoo look at llanely!!!
Natalie:i know dude i want some of that ass (;

by Briannaaa(: November 22, 2010

loant

To loan or to lend; the past form of loaning

I loant her some money.

by Theicon5 March 3, 2006

Kentucky Sister Loan

To loan one's sister to a friend for sexual purposes.

It was going to be a slow weekend until Bob gave Tom a Kentucky Sister Loan.

by DizzleFoRizzle February 17, 2009

Loan

The name of a popular Tumblr user. Loan frequently posts witty one-liners and webcam pictures. She has many followers. Loan's posts also express love for pancakes, Tegan and Sara, and dress shirts. She has several followers, some of whom express the desire to marry her.

Loan posted a picture of Tegan and Sara again, but I still love her Tumblr oh-so-much!

by loanfanwut November 24, 2009

loan officer

I great guy who gets screwed by jackass customers over 500 dollar fees, which he gets half of in commision and no base salary. Real estate Agents hate them. See Real Estate Agents for complete rant about how much peices of crap they are.

I, Mr loan officer, made 300 bucks and forgot to charge the fee, and customer told me to go to hell and laughed. All this after a months worth of work.

by Hot redhead July 29, 2007

Stupid Loans

Excessive borrowing for a college education.

Dude. These student loans are like herpes 'cause I'll have them for life. I borrowed way too much, there's no way out, and I have no life.

Dude's friend: That's 'cause you and your parents signed up for stupid loans, not student loans.

by College Educated and Debt Free June 16, 2009