logic chopper

The expression works as its own antonym, so depending on the context it means:

1. To argue with a powerful logic.
2. To make confusing arguments, usually involving equivocation.

1. Man, you always convince me! You are such a logic chopper!

2. No, we won't take the umbrella to the game. Just because last year it rained it doesn't mean this year it will. Stop chopping logic. The weather forecast said clearly it won't rain today. Enough said.

by Bruno G January 1, 2013

Typo-logic

What causes existing words to get new alternate spellings -- typo's.

John: Haha, you're such a lopser!
Jack: What?
John: Errr, loser.
Jack: Heh, I should've used typo-logic to figure that out.

by Maarten Staa October 7, 2007

THC Logic

When someone's mode of reasoning is clearly dominated by the Tetrahydrocannabinol coursing through their veins, leading to grandiose pie-in-the-sky ideas, over-analyzation, and half-truths.

THC Logic: "I should open my own restaurant because people really like how I make velveeta shells & cheese."

by Dotties May 2, 2013

Murphy's Logic

Any line of reasoning that assumes Murphy's Law is true.

If everything goes according to plan, I'll be able to X, so by Murphy's Logic, X isn't going to happen.

by SeismicMike February 20, 2011

dookie logic

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.

1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!

by dookied July 23, 2006

Sonic Logic

Something completely illogical. I.E. Fall into lava? Lose some rings. Fall into water? Die.

Why is Ramen in the pasta section as opposed to the ethnic section? That shit is sonic logic.

by DeathknightofDeath September 15, 2014

Techno logic

1) A type of logic about computers, cellphones and computer codes (e.g. JavaScript, C++)
2) What every programmer has

Programmer: I can hack an account for you.
Guy: Really? Can you hack my gfs account?
Programmer: Certainly. Just let me use your computer for an hour.
-one hour later-
Programmer: Done.
Guy: How did you do that?
Programmer: I have a lot of techno logic!

by Urbanned December 6, 2015