Typo-logic

What causes existing words to get new alternate spellings -- typo's.

John: Haha, you're such a lopser!
Jack: What?
John: Errr, loser.
Jack: Heh, I should've used typo-logic to figure that out.

by Maarten Staa October 7, 2007

Uterine Logic

Logic used by women.

Me: Hey baby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
Her: Fuck you, I know that you want to go to that restaurant with the hot waitress.

Me: There's that beautiful Uterine Logic that I love.

by ConfusedHusband February 28, 2020

Nick logic

The logic that isn't logic at all used by Nick. It makes no sense whatsoever and no one but Nick understands because it is completely illogical. Either a straight line is somehow drawn from one thing to a conclusion which has no relevance to the thing, there is no possible way anyone could ever connect the two yet with Nick logic they do even though it has no connection. Or, an action is done that makes no sense in any way yet in the mind of Nick, it makes perfect sense when no one else can figure out how it could make any sense in the slightest. It is completely illogical in every way and it is baffling how Nick could ever think it is logical. It makes no sense.

Person 1: How... What... How did he...?
Person 2: How did he draw that conclusion from THAT?
Person 1: How does that make ANY sense WHATSOEVER?
Person 3: It's Nick logic.

by I_speak the_truth September 25, 2019

dookie logic

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.

1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!

by dookied July 23, 2006

Sonic Logic

Something completely illogical. I.E. Fall into lava? Lose some rings. Fall into water? Die.

Why is Ramen in the pasta section as opposed to the ethnic section? That shit is sonic logic.

by DeathknightofDeath September 15, 2014

Logical thinker

Someone who observes a situation and resolves/tries to resolve it in a reasonable way.

Synonyms: critical thinker and intellectual

Antonyms: conservative and liberal

Mark: “Whoa! She’s answered that question in the utmost rational way!”

Henry: “Well, yeah dude. She’s what we call a logical thinker!”

by BowieFan1976 March 22, 2022

Techno logic

1) A type of logic about computers, cellphones and computer codes (e.g. JavaScript, C++)
2) What every programmer has

Programmer: I can hack an account for you.
Guy: Really? Can you hack my gfs account?
Programmer: Certainly. Just let me use your computer for an hour.
-one hour later-
Programmer: Done.
Guy: How did you do that?
Programmer: I have a lot of techno logic!

by Urbanned December 6, 2015