Mr. Loftus

Mr. Loftus:

Mr. Loftus is a good-looking man who often like to play sports. He is educated and likes to educate others. He doesnt let anyone try to insult him, and if it does happen, he tries to get even. He always has a girlfriend but does not share any information about her. He is a very private man.

Cary - "I love Mr. Loftus!"
June - "Me too! Lets stalk him!"

by Doglover 9878 July 27, 2009

lotalty

The sense of not knowing the things you're supposed to know.

That sounds good, too bad I lotalty don't know what that means...

by Lizgeniy January 17, 2008

Lofter

Someone who flops on something. If you made plans to do something and they bail out.

flop

Jamie: Are you commin to the movies?

Roy: I don't wanna come anymore.

Jamie: Why are you being a lofter.

by LiverThanThem August 11, 2008

Loft-A-Palooza

noun; The ultimate party; the fusion of rock, and excessive alcohol consumption. festival MUST be held in a barn in East Amwell New Jersey.

"Loft-A-Palooza 2003...there WILL be beer."

by Matthew and Harold Thrash January 15, 2004

leftacon

a word used to yell at people for no reason, ussually out of a moving car to a person walking along the street, the closer and louder u are to the person the better!

(it is not an insult, although it alsois not a very nice greeting)

BOB-"hey look at that guy on the sidewalk"

Joe-"LEFTACON!!!"

by Tyler Holt January 24, 2007

LOLtage

This is the term used to measure the amount of LOLts (LOLs) in a joke.

Random conversation:
Dude 1: Hey, look, he fell in the mud!
Dude 2: That's funny, with that face plant, the LOLtage was quite high.

by Snowball666 May 29, 2009

live-work loft

An apartment constructed in pseudo-industrial architectural style that lacks interior walls, doesn't meet residential building codes, doesn't pay property taxes, and brings suburban yuppies into the city where they drive noisy nightclubs out of commerically zoned neighborhoods.

The rents on those new live-work lofts downtown are outrageous! It must be all the kickbacks for Da Mayor.

by Timberwoof April 17, 2003