Dave Lombardo

Overrated drummer from the band Slayer. Even the drummer of Helmet can write more decent drumming fills than this guy. Although, I have never liked Slayer and have found them to be extremely boring. They’re just a band that everybody says they like just to look cool. 👍

Dave Lombardo is extremely overrated

by WorseThanHitler January 13, 2021

lolard

a corruption of lol (meaning laugh out loud) alothg lol is almost never used in the correct context is is still a very popular method of keeping a convosation going. also lolardale and lolage (meaning u got owned making people lol at you.) "ard" can also be added to soz (an abreviation of sorry) to make sozard , sozadale or sozage (like how saying sausage sounds with a french accent)

personA: oh my god i can't belive it!
personB:what?
personA:my moms just died!
personB:lolard
personC:ur mom got pwned

by piC@$$o master of the canvas October 12, 2008

Lolaroid

A picture taken on a mobile/cell phone that is instantly funny.

Named after its likeness to a Polaroid picture in that it is small, instant and depicts a moment in time that may have been missed (a funny one in this instance).

*Can also refer to a picture you recieve on your phone that makes you LOL.

Fred: Check it out; i managed to get a Lolaroid of Matt bailing off his bike!

Pat: Lol!

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Pat: Jim sent me a Lolaroid of Alex covered in his own barf from last Saturday's party!

Fred: L-O-L!

by pseudoanonymoses July 30, 2009

Lombardish

Of or pertaining to being a Lombard; being a person that did something totally messed up to a close friend or relative.

That was rather Lombardish of John to sleep wih his buddy Jeff's ol' lady.

by TheManTheyCall...Bud September 28, 2009

lolarious

not funny at all; opposite of hilarious

That was a lolarious joke, no one laughed at it.

by Slundermus April 13, 2011

Lobortiomy

A cross between a lobotomy and an abortion. The removal of a parasitic twin residing in ones brain by means of cranial abortion.

The doctor found a parasite in my abnormally large head, so he decided the best course of action would be for me to have a lobortiomy procedure.

by Terrapin2190 April 23, 2011

lobamatized

The widespread political practice started in 2007 that deprives a majority of the population of sensitivity, vitality and (most importantly) intelligence.

Bob - Who did you vote for?
Joe - Obama
Bob - WTF?
Joe - He's going to CHANGE things.
Bob - Dude, you've been lobamatized!

by jval73 May 14, 2011