listence

Listence means charming and elegant. A Listence is that kind of girl who any boy would dream of having. She has everything that could define beautiful. The first time you'll see her you you will feel a zoo in your stomach. Listence is bubbly and welcoming. She is free around everyone. She is probably the coolest girl in the world. She likes to be called Lee or Lista. She gets pretty emotional at times but she'll always come back to her senses. She easily forgives and values time with her close friends. Her smile is the most amazing thing ever, it alone is enough to ruin a boy's entire semester. Never miss a chance to date a Listence in your life. Listence likes slim handsome guys with nice shoulders.

A: Listence, why are you SINGLE?

L: Because my parents are strict. Why are you also single?

A: Because your parents are strict
L: 😊 ❤️

by Anonymousac July 7, 2019

Liptonite

Something that causes a person to sulk. I.e Have a Protruding Bottom Lip a.k.a. Have a

lip on

Thanks for taking me shooting Uncle. Dad had a right lip on because he didn't go. It was pure Liptonite.

by The real Giz August 10, 2019

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet is a List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

(I’m so immature help me)

Help.... it’s starting to itch...

Yeah please don’t accept List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

by Magnifying Glass July 22, 2020

Lisbonite

Anyone from Lisbon that is a fiend,they invite themselves when you don't say anything or say no, and they think the obligated to smoke your weed.

That muthaphuckka a Lisbonite after coming to Mobil with no roach, thinking he our fella.

by Bubbabubblez December 20, 2021

list of funny names

here is the list under

the list of funny names are:
mike hawk
mike oxlong
mike rotch
mike rotchburns
york oxmall
moe lester
ms. carriage
ben dover
hugh jass
peter file
heywood jablowme
wilma diqfit
dixie normous
hugh G. rection
gabe itch
phil mias
gabe utsecks
hugh janus
pat myaz
betty phucker
knee grow
ray pist
maya normous bhut
e. rec sean
anna borshin
hari balsac
jyant deck
willie b hardigan
ice wallow come
E. norma stits
biggie rections
bo nerr
mike hunt
mass debater
jack goff
jenny talia
tess tickles
zuck mabaulz
baul zack
taj maddick
pooh see
dill dough
gordon rams me
make a wish kid
Pha kyu
chris P bacon
ricardo milos
johnny sins
phat ho
sugondese nuts
social credit
lana rhodes
imagine dragons
rhydon
hoof hearted
bofa
ligma balls
bob ross
sum ting wong
lana backwards
far king hell
gabe owser
yuri tarded
updog
the sovjet union
WAP
rick astley
crystal math
juan direction
co kain
sir cumcision
eric shawn
pha Q. all
︻デ═一 (sniper)

by garfilbert May 18, 2022

Petie List

The list of people you put on your facebook block option so they can't annoy you on Facebook I.M.

I had this girl/guy that won't leave me alone. I had to add them to the Petie List.

by The guy who doesn't know you July 13, 2010

Piss Listening

When a person/homo listens to another person take a piss.

Jon: I heard Dale piss weird.
Some douche kid: You homo, you were piss listening?

by Brown Bic Ass Lighter. May 2, 2010