The Lisa Turtle

When performing anal intercourse and climaxing within the rectum, one allows his penis to deflate while still inside their lover. Once the penis is flaccid the catcher would then excrete the penis much like a log of fecal matter or soft serve ice cream.
Tom screamed "shit my dick out" to Miranda as she treated his limp penis like a piece of feces and pinched it out. The Lisa Turtle was born...
by poopdarichard October 01, 2009
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lisa guerrero

She is Lisa Guerrero and she is with Inside Edition! She chases bad guys and makes sure the world is safe! Her most famous catchphrase is “Hi, I am Lisa Guerrero with Inside Edition!” Watch Lisa on Inside Edition now!
Somebody: *goes on YouTube and watches Inside Edition*
YouTube video: HI! I AM LISA GUERRERO WITH INSIDE EDITON!
by Name a Christian March 19, 2019
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Lisa Guerrero

Hispanic/American sports broadcaster, reporter, host, model, and actress. She has extremely large NATURAL breasts and not to mention is a very very sexy, smart, and hardworking woman.
Lisa Guerrero, sexy sports reporter, was a sideline reporter for MNF.
by Mark Molasses October 26, 2006
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Lisa Beaver

Lease-a-beaver = female prostitute.
Jack Hoffa turned into a Peter Boyle after he hired a Lisa Beaver.
by Peter Crammer May 26, 2006
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Lisa Chen

Adj, to desrcibe a girl who has excellent features and a gifted intelligence. Usually have high expectations and are fun to be around. Happens to be a fun, caring, sexy, hot girl.
That girl is so Lisa Chen
by jermaaineee March 21, 2009
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leeuwin lisa

one of the greatest people who you will ever meet. she's funny, serious yet laid back. she'll make u grin no matter wat ur doin. a total legend in a league of her own. when you meet this chicky you will never want the friendship you've started to end. rock on.
omg your such a leeuwin lisa...(hahaha that makes no sense at all)
by lizzy January 27, 2005
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Lisa Tenenbaum

The worst teacher in the world. she can be a dragon woman.
by Gil Fish February 28, 2018
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