A link tease is someone who tells you about a Web link you'd be interested in, but doesn't send you the link.
Mike's a link tease. He told Ryan about a YouTube video teaching a revolutionary new style of chicken wing eating, but never instant messaged Ryan the link.
by Joisey Mike May 25, 2010
Get the Link Teasemug. Pretty much a conga line of butt-sex that occur during orgies. More often than not forms into a complete circle so that everyone is being penetrated while also penetrating. If the participants cannot maintain a good and steady rhythm then the link often breaks resulting in much frustration. Only applies to gay men as strap-ons are never colloquially referred to as "sausages" therefore negating women of any sexuality from this specific definition.
1. I got home last night to find my roommate orchestrating a sausage link in our living room.
2. My friend's girlfriend went back to the party to grab her bottle of gin, only to discover that a sausage link had formed upon her initial departure.
2. My friend's girlfriend went back to the party to grab her bottle of gin, only to discover that a sausage link had formed upon her initial departure.
by MaverickAMO September 8, 2016
Get the Sausage Linkmug. The state of mind while Link Surfing or Link Diving. This usually lasts a few hours and often happens while procrastinating or bored.
I was supposed to be writing a paper about slavery, but I went link mad and realized that, after 3 hours of surfing, I had learned more about sharks, sub-atomic particles, and the history of porn than I had about slavery.
by Lucas P. December 16, 2008
Get the Link Madmug. The state of being too lazy to click a link and read its associated content. The most common cause of link laziness is for one to be overwhelmed by the amount of information available on an online forum or news site. Someone who is link lazy would prefer to hover their arrow over a link title to view a brief snapshot of the content, in order to decide if the text or story is worth reading, rather than to click the link and read the whole post or article on its own page.
While skimming the news on Google, I ran across a link titled, "Mel Gibson Tells Jay Leno About His Eighth Child: 'I Guess I'm ...", and I just wasn't interested enough to read the rest of what he said. I'm so link lazy.
by Johnny on the Spot81 May 25, 2009
Get the link lazymug. The emailing or posting of internet links to others with the purpose of supporting one side of a heated argument.
Joe writes his friend, "At xyz.com/mystudyisbetterthanyours, you can see how my point has been proven and many cases show clear cause and effect."
Mary responds to Joe and begins a link war by writing back, "More thorough research done by abc.net at abc.net/ha_ourstudyhadabiggersamplesize shows that the research in the xyz.link study has been proven to be causally insignificant."
Mary responds to Joe and begins a link war by writing back, "More thorough research done by abc.net at abc.net/ha_ourstudyhadabiggersamplesize shows that the research in the xyz.link study has been proven to be causally insignificant."
by mprest November 28, 2009
Get the link warmug. by camboyhhj November 14, 2020
Get the pulling a linkmug. A link race is an event held when a topic is mentionned by at least two parties without exact knowledge of the topic.
When the link race is declared, both participants must race the Internet to find the single most relevant link in the shortest time possible.
When the link race is declared, both participants must race the Internet to find the single most relevant link in the shortest time possible.
by carignan.boy October 7, 2009
Get the Link racemug.