Library Heckler

A person blissfully unaware that they are being loud and obnoxious at the library. These people can range from people who are only acutely aware of the inner voice or straight up hold gaming sessions in the library.

He is such a library heckler! Why spread chaos in an area meant for academics and quite and peace? The librarian doesn't care too! sksksksksss

by PhageCore April 4, 2025

library jail

confining yourself to the library or another university campus building in order to get studying done without distraction. First used by students at University of Idaho in 2024.

I didn't study all weekend, so I'm in library jail for the rest of the week.

by ABriggit August 8, 2025

library of congress

n. Public repository of books, DVDs, soft couches etc where assorted street people can mingle and, often, engage in sexual activity between the shelves.

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The downtown library of congress is a good place to check out homeless babes.

You mean ‘homelasses’?

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

the library

a school library run by a librarian commonly known as Miss V, Villilardo or Villilardo guttardo retardo. she is in charge of the library that sadly has no books, apart from toad rage - the autobiography of a toad mum and an amazingly cool poem book. popular library activities include the jumping game, eating peoples rubbers and complaining at the obvious lack of books. there is an amazing set of library rules and it is up to the older occupants of the library to set an example to the year sevens (a bad example).

Danielle: there are no books in the library! miss v why don't you buy some books??

Emma: emily stop eating my rubber!

by your face is a sock September 9, 2010

memorial library

A Memorial Library could be viewed as a library established to remind people of the works of a person in form of archival documents, e.g. texts, books, paper both published and unpublished and other items or materials at the demise of a person in his honor.

You can find the Late Professor Ayodele Tella's work on homeopathy in his Memorial Library

by T'LA April 17, 2016

fucking library

Where fucking paintballers have quiet orgies.

I'm laughing so hard in the fucking library.

by TheStapler69 February 6, 2018

Middleton Library

Louisiana State University's(LSU) most notorious and largest library on campus. It is located on central campus and lies 4 stories high. Some students refer to it as "The Zoo." This is because it has become the headquarters for many different cultures. It is overpopulated by an unusually large group of people who prefer it up the derriere. It is also the Maze Runner for autistic students who love to streamline anime and watch Brazzers and gay pornography on the school desktops. Many computers have unfortunately been wiped and replaced as a result of virus overloads because of these porn sites. It also houses quite a few homeless people from time to time who pay no attention to no one but themselves. The basement of the library has been abandoned since 1988 for unknown purposes and some students who have gone to such depths have reported nightmares years after they have graduated.

Hey man, you've been to Middleton Library?

Yeah man! I saw two Asians having lightsaber fights on the second floor the other night.

by bchc2003 June 1, 2018