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lesbian

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they are not men and dont feel attracted to men
you wish you were them
man: i like you lets go out
girl: i am a lesbian

man: i am sorry queen please keep doing what you were doing we all love you go bestie
by mikasackermann February 7, 2021
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Lesbian

a lot of people don’t know what lesbian actually means, but its not a woman that loves women. thats sapphic. lesbian is a non-man that loves non-men. so you could be a non-binary that loves non-binaries if you like the label.
#1: “Oh they’re lesbian?”
#2: “Yep. They are non-binary and like non-binary people.”
by mikan tsumiki is hot July 31, 2021
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lesbian

that really pretty girl you always hang out with. The one you fall in love with. Your first kiss.
i was dating this amazing girl until i found out she was a lesbian.
by givemehead5 November 25, 2019
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lesbian

a woman who realizes that men are just dumb, violent, emotionless assholes and doesn't feel like dealing with them.
Lesbian: Ugh, I'm tired of seeing all these men treating women like shit.
by qwertyuiopg November 23, 2013
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Lesbian

A girl liking the same sex/gender.
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by T_RexRawRaw June 21, 2014
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lesbianitis

Lesbianitis refers to a girl who has dated men for all of her life but then suddenly decides she wants a girlfriend. Even after obtaining a girlfriend, when she sees hot guys on tv, she declares how much she would like to sleep with them and how hot they are. She never makes comments about how girls look, except to point out the "ugly" ones. Also, you can't call this girl a lesbian or bisexual because she gets upset and throws a fit over it. Lesbianitis, in its most basic form, is pretending to be gay when you aren't.
Nicole must have lesbianitis since she's dating Lisa but hates to be called a lesbian.
by zariva July 23, 2009
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Lesbians

God's way of making up for all the world's ugly girls.
God: "Jeez... sorry for all those ugly chicks down there-- I got something that'll make you guys feel better." <--(how lesbians were created.)
by Mr. NoFace January 20, 2009
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