Leah is One the most amazing people in the whole world. Funny. Amazing laugh. Someone you tune into because they make your life fuller and have more meaning. A special friend that you dont want to ever loose. One that always gets an amazing hug. Hopefully kisses to.
by Permanent Scarlet Letter December 22, 2018
by TICguy October 29, 2007
A girl who looks like a man. Usually has an attitude, works out a lot. A hint of testostorone can usually be detected.
Girl 1: Ugh, she's such a Leah.
Girl 2: Yeah, I heard she was having a bitch about you whilst pumping weights.
Girl 2: Yeah, I heard she was having a bitch about you whilst pumping weights.
by GeekFace1024 October 04, 2010
A good fuck that will fuck you over after and looks like a 12 year old girl with tattoos, and is way too interested in money and drugs, preferably coke. Likes black cock.
by Viking1988 July 06, 2010
girl who is friends with my little sister. <3333333s mexis and Jbiebz. wants to start a club dedicated at her school to them, but is too afraid her black friends will judge her. wears fuzzy boots
that girl is a total leah. She won a nobel prize for her groundbreaking scientific research with internet-ordered sea monkeys her mom made for her
by chuuuuuckie May 22, 2010
Leah is a biblical name that's literal meaning is 'To fester'.
If you know a Leah, you probably mistake her for an unsightly bulge in the sofa every now and then.
She has had some magical expanding pyjamas fitted at birth - you will never EVER see her wearing anything else.
Thats not to say she does nothing, she can roll joints like its an olympic sport, and has occasionally been known to sing. Though don't ask her to sing anything she doesn't already know, as this would involve moving to get the lyrics.
Moving is very dangerous to Leahs. She may have a psychotic episode or rupture a spleen or something.
If you want to date/sleep with/fondle a Leah, all you have to do is make sure she has enough weed to hand and she probably won't even notice!
Despite all this, she makes a very effective babysitter (i.e. you can run out of the door before her and she has no choice.)
Another benefit of a pet Leah is that she rarely needs feeding, and practically anything you give her to eat will be regarded as 'immense'. Possibly because she hasn't had to get up and cook it.
If you know a Leah, you probably mistake her for an unsightly bulge in the sofa every now and then.
She has had some magical expanding pyjamas fitted at birth - you will never EVER see her wearing anything else.
Thats not to say she does nothing, she can roll joints like its an olympic sport, and has occasionally been known to sing. Though don't ask her to sing anything she doesn't already know, as this would involve moving to get the lyrics.
Moving is very dangerous to Leahs. She may have a psychotic episode or rupture a spleen or something.
If you want to date/sleep with/fondle a Leah, all you have to do is make sure she has enough weed to hand and she probably won't even notice!
Despite all this, she makes a very effective babysitter (i.e. you can run out of the door before her and she has no choice.)
Another benefit of a pet Leah is that she rarely needs feeding, and practically anything you give her to eat will be regarded as 'immense'. Possibly because she hasn't had to get up and cook it.
'Where's Leah?? Has she gone out?'
'No, the kids have just thrown their coats over her again'
'Doctor, I'm worried I might be a necrophiliac'
'What makes you think that?'
'I shagged a Leah last night'
'Nurse! Fetch the straight jacket! Another necrophiliac nutter in here!'
'No, the kids have just thrown their coats over her again'
'Doctor, I'm worried I might be a necrophiliac'
'What makes you think that?'
'I shagged a Leah last night'
'Nurse! Fetch the straight jacket! Another necrophiliac nutter in here!'
by Mosschops77 December 30, 2012