Semen Laser

When you have so much control over your ejaculate that you can pretty much spatter your DNA on, over or into pretty much anything you want, with deadly accuracy.

Did you see that shot, damn honey, I just shot you right and tight with my Semen Laser.

by storm1979 July 26, 2011

Jewish space laser

A gay dinosaur

George not found: I am Jewish Space Laser

by IAmGay123 June 13, 2021

Lasser

A word meaning whatever you need it to mean in the circumstance presented.

Dude that was so lasser. Only a lasser could have lassered that lasser like that.

by ponchito January 31, 2010

Laser

"Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation"

Don't point that laser in my eye I might go blind!

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

laser dick

When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.

Ouch! Watch where you point that laser dick!!

by MillerMac November 13, 2017

lasher

to be very selfish. When one is a lasher they like to take and never give back. Such as in terms of girls. A lasher will bang everyone and claim them from all his friends. In the eyes of a lasher sharing is NOT caring

Stop being a lasher and let me have some sloppy seconds on mora.

by Dark Danny Brown December 12, 2008

Laser Beam

A Laser Beam is another word for a joint.

While smoking a joint with friends, one might say "Dude, pass me the laser beam"

by Moultrup October 9, 2008