lap hopper

A woman who cannot stay single for any length of time. A desperate, thirsty woman with a need to secure a new man before the beds even cold.

That girls a real lap hopper, I don't think she's been single more than an hour.

by Chromecoyote July 7, 2014

Lap Creep

A small animal usually a designer dog who constantly sits on someone's lap.

Geeze Tuttie , can't I sit down without you on my lap? You are a little lap creep!

by Uglyduckling November 29, 2014

lap gash

Creative term referring to a vagina as that area of a woman can be said to resemble a gash or wound.

"She's so fat and hot. I'd love to get inside her lap gash." — Abraham Lincoln

by Lively Debate October 31, 2013

lap greens

The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".

That bowl is almost done? Check your lap for lap greens!

by xBigg_Mike May 8, 2015

urethra lapping

a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.

The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Fridge laps

Trying every alcoholic drink in the fridge at the bar until you either do a full lap or pass out

Me and drongo played fridge laps last week I got so shit faced I fucked a tranny

by Drink baileys out of a shoe March 19, 2019

lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018