lanei

lanei is such a cute girl. she has some toxic best friends but still sometimes hang out with them. she can be really sad but says she’s fine or ok or doesn’t show it. she has a crush but doesn’t share it with people. sometimes what makes her sad is her friends cause all they do is talk behide her back :( i think she should have better friends so ask her to be her friend :)

aw there’s lanei!

lanei is so cute and loyal but not her friends
let’s go talk to her

by beeceeper January 7, 2020

Lanierian

One who eschews social media on a philosophical, religious, and/or moral ethical basis.
One who refrains from keeping or maintaining social media profiles on a philosophical, religious, ethical, and/or moral basis.

When my employer asked me to follow them on Facebook I declined, citing my Lanierian beliefs.
"I'm a Lanierian," she stated, when asked for her Instagram profile.

by Lanierian October 6, 2020

Landing Eagle

Name for the following act.

Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.

The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.

Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.

I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.

Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast

Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.

by FoJmeRaw August 9, 2022

landing pad

Bald spot

Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.

Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.

Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.

by cut the cards February 5, 2023

Ass Landing

An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.

Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.

"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."

"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."

by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012

Alaskan Landing Strip

A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.

"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"

by Pussyeater 5000 August 9, 2012

mullet landing a marlin

A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.

Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy

by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014