The state or experience of network activity being delayed, interrupted, or slowed down, usually due to high latency or poor internet connection. "Laggation" describes those frustrating moments when streaming, gaming, or video calls freeze or stutter because of a laggy network. The word combines "lag" with the suffix "-ation" to create a noun for this all-too-common digital annoyance.
by dzineer July 10, 2025
Get the laggation mug.A derogitory term used to describe someone who "lags" (is late) to an enormous, and often offensive, extent. To be considered a proper laggot, one must lag often and deeply without discrimination- in other words on the lag graph the peaks and frequency are both high, regardless of context. It's not necessary for a laggot to be unaware of their laggy behavior, but it is common for the laggot to try defending and justifying the behavior.
Wedding Officient: Where could the groom be? I guess he's late to his own wedding... weird
Bride: Just as expected, even on his wedding day he's over 2 hours late
Another 2 hours pass
Groom: Sorry about that, I lost my passport, then spilled cheese fondu on my amiri suit, then i figured might as well stop by trader joe's for snacks since it's on the way. Honestly I would have been on time but i ran into someone at TJ's who seemed to be having a tooth emergency, and being a dentist I felt obligated to help them. To be perfectly honest I didn't even think I was late- wasn't I supposed to be here just like 5-10 minutes ago? Anyway, I didn't want to get here before the wedding officient or my bride so i selflessly gave myself some buffer time... you know, i just didn't want to make anybody else look bad. The crazy thing is, ok so basically, what happened was right outside my office there was a taco stand and for some reason they couldn't understand me, even though i speak spanish- i guess they were using a different dialect, but the thing is I didn't want to pay 7 dollars for my burrito, I thought that 4.50 would be more appropriate, so i haggled a bit and thankfully i was able to finagle the burrito for free. They weren't very patient, but I think they understood spanish better I would have probably made it here on time. So yeah my bad definitely taking full responsibility, sorry everybody!
another 2 hours pass, he was at the wrong wedding
W.O.: Wow, what a laggot!
Bride: Just as expected, even on his wedding day he's over 2 hours late
Another 2 hours pass
Groom: Sorry about that, I lost my passport, then spilled cheese fondu on my amiri suit, then i figured might as well stop by trader joe's for snacks since it's on the way. Honestly I would have been on time but i ran into someone at TJ's who seemed to be having a tooth emergency, and being a dentist I felt obligated to help them. To be perfectly honest I didn't even think I was late- wasn't I supposed to be here just like 5-10 minutes ago? Anyway, I didn't want to get here before the wedding officient or my bride so i selflessly gave myself some buffer time... you know, i just didn't want to make anybody else look bad. The crazy thing is, ok so basically, what happened was right outside my office there was a taco stand and for some reason they couldn't understand me, even though i speak spanish- i guess they were using a different dialect, but the thing is I didn't want to pay 7 dollars for my burrito, I thought that 4.50 would be more appropriate, so i haggled a bit and thankfully i was able to finagle the burrito for free. They weren't very patient, but I think they understood spanish better I would have probably made it here on time. So yeah my bad definitely taking full responsibility, sorry everybody!
another 2 hours pass, he was at the wrong wedding
W.O.: Wow, what a laggot!
by Auhbz July 30, 2025
Get the Laggot mug.A word to describe someone who is like an NPC who's lagging in person. Often combined with some reference to the idea that we are living in a simulation
by TheCoffee December 17, 2025
Get the Laggy mug.A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.
Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
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